A comprehensive list of movie Log Lines made by escaped elves from Santa's workshop. The sad part is, these elves are dying prematurely in Southern California outside of their normal habitat because of hookers and blow. If you have an idea of your own, it may help the elves with their workload so please let us know. If you feel inclined to put up a couple million to get one of these produced, please leave your contact info and our elves will contact your people.

The elves thank you.